Dissenters: ALL Who Will Not Bow Down & Pay Homage to the SBCPTB?
Key Definition: SBCPTB (Southern Baptist Convention’s Powers That Be) [HT: Bill]
According to The SBCPTB’s Unofficial Hit Man, all who do not bow down and pay homage to the SBCPTB are dissenters.
It is clear that the line has been drawn in the sand!
(CLICK HERE FOR OUR RESPONSE to the SBCPTB)
Selah,
chadwick
Tags: humor, Peter Lumpkins, Satire, SBCPTB, Southern Baptist Convention
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May 3, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Neither you nor Peter qualify as cowboys, East-Coaster!
May 3, 2008 at 1:23 pm
But Peter’s article must be read in context of the articles to which he is responding. I haven’t seen you writing anything like what Wade has written recently.
May 3, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Bart,
I beg to differ!
Click here:
http://chadwickivester.wordpress.com/about/chadwick-ivester-former-rodeo-cowboy/
Stay tuned!
The East Coast Cowboy
May 3, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Umm, Bart,
Chadwick does qualify as a cowboy. He has the pictures and the scars to prove it!
May 3, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Hey, I stand corrected. You just live in the wrong part of the world.
May 3, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Chadwick,
Batman rides no horse. Get over it!
And, by the way, I just got my yearly evaluation in the mail from Corporate. And guess what? THEY GAVE ME A RAISE! Yeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaw!
I said, Yeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
With that, I am…
Peter
May 3, 2008 at 5:16 pm
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May 3, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I thank you guys for inspiring me this day!
May 3, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Some people recently drew a line in the sand with me…
My reply?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnhhjGavEq8
May 3, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Hitman Pete,
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8325718076545556613&q=horse+laughing&ei=__YcSMqPO4qcrwKm1sTNAg
cowboy
May 3, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Rhett,
Hilarious!!
chadwick
May 3, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Chadwick,
I just wanted to come in here and say, “Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaw! Yeeeeehaw!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!!!!
David
May 3, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Boy, that felt good.
one more time…..”Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaw!”
May 4, 2008 at 6:49 am
Chadwick is not a cowBOY!!!He is a cowMAN!Just remember,he has 4 children,a dog name Daisy and his wife makes her own bread.
May 4, 2008 at 7:03 pm
I just have a question: why do we call them “cowboys” when they ride horse? Shouldn’t we can them “horseboys”?
May 4, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Chad I feel like I got kangaroos in my top paddock.. did I come late to the show and missed the punch line? Or am I just thicker than two bricks?
Reminds me of a funeral I conducted.. at the end.. every one was weeping.. and a lady comes up to me and says..”I’m late.. did I know him?”
Steve
May 4, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Steve,
The title says it all.
If you click the hyperlinks, they should explain everything. If you still don’t get it, stay tuned in . . . there is more to come.
the cowboy
May 5, 2008 at 10:24 am
For those who doubt that Chadwick is a real cowboy…I saw him riding a horse at Wal-mart last tuesday.His horse was very lively,but Cowboy held on until he ran out of quarters!
May 5, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Chadwick,
More? More? Please stop picking on me. Doggone it, I’ll sue! I tell you, I’ll sue! I will call Enid and perhaps I can get Mr. Richardson to represent me. No, wait…He lost the last case didn’t he. How stupid of me. I’ll just accept my Corporate lawyers. They’re already paid for.
With that, I am…
Peter
May 5, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Hatchet Man Pete,
When did “hatchet men” ever seek the judicial system to accomplish their purposes?
chadwick
May 6, 2008 at 9:53 am
Peter,
Give me a call. I work cheap.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!\
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!
Boy, I just love yelling that. C’mon, everyone join in!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!
You in the big…..the big fella who looks like he’s probably named Hans…Yea, you. C’mon. Join with us this time.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!
There….that was good…..Dont you feel better now?
David
May 6, 2008 at 10:32 am
Ever since I heard about cowboy breaking his leg, I haven’t been able to forget that George Strait song, ” Amarillo By Morning”. Now I have another one that I will not be able to get out of my head.
I have no idea what your talking about but whatever it is, ” I’m against it!”
May 6, 2008 at 6:27 pm
ok yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw. yes that does feel good. Reminds me of a TV show about some cousins and an uncle
May 6, 2008 at 10:51 pm
ok, everybody sing!!!
Rolling Rolling Rolling…..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U_4whtOTalw
May 7, 2008 at 1:02 am
Yikes.
Sola Gratia!
May 7, 2008 at 1:55 am
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