Monitoring Your Daily Living Information

Posted September 3, 2009 by chadwick
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Resolved, Whenever I do any conspicuously evil action, to trace it back, till I come to the original cause and then, both carefully endeavor to do so no more, and to fight and pray with all my might against the original of it. (Resolution #24: By Jonathan Edwards)

Since January, I have been on a strict exercise and diet regime; I have been monitoring and logging my progress every weekday (via my Wii Fit Exercise Program). The program records and registers my exercise information so that I can gauge from week to week if I have progressed or regressed. I have nine months of data concerning my exercise history. Last month, my family and I attended a wonderful event that had an entree of delicious food items with a large desert table of ‘homemade’ cakes and pies. Needless to say, the food was irresistibly delicious . . . and I lost all restraint and pigged out! I indulged in the fine food and enjoyed every bite. Later, I knew that I had overindulged!

Anyway, after returning home, for some strange reason, I decided to ‘weigh in‘ on my exercise program . . . I had gained seven!! . . . yes that is correct, SEVEN pounds of weight within the short span of two hours!!! Fortunately, I was able to work it back off . . . however, it took me one entire week to lose those extra seven pounds that only took a fleeting moment to gain. The exercise program asked me what the problem was that caused me to gain so much weight since my last log (it gave me a list of multiple choice reasons). I checked the box that stated that I had eaten too much. Ah, that was the root of my problem!

My August exercise program’s graph chart that monitors my weight bears witness to the sudden spike on the graph chart. My weight for that specific day of my eating binge was registered FOREVER on my program. I cannot erase it, delete it, or change it. Therefore, the August graph chart of my weight has a lone upward graph point where my weight sky-rocketed.

My exercise program can display my weight progress of the entire year. It is hilarious to look at because the month of August bears one ‘blip‘ that stands out by itself. Every time I examine my yearly chart, that one, lone, spiked blip in August bears witness to my one moment of overindulgence. Thus, no matter how I don’t want that lone, spiked blip on my exercise record, it is there to stay!

In the same, not only is it good to monitor and record our daily physical information, it is also good to monitor and record our “daily living information” . . . and (mentally) record even the moments that we do any “conspicuously evil action.” Why? As Jonathan Edwards suggests, “to trace it back, till I come to the original cause.” What are the causes of the “conspicuously evil actions” in our lives?

Charles Spurgeon makes a few suggestions to the causes of the “conspicuously evil actions” in our lives. He wrote:

The causes of [a conspicuously evil action] are manifold . . . it may arise through a comparative neglect of prayer, for a neglected closet is the beginning of all spiritual decline . . .”

Or it may be the result of idolatry. The heart has been occupied with something else, more than with God; the affections have been set on the things of earth, instead of the things of heaven. A jealous God will not be content with a divided heart; He must be loved first and best. He will withdraw the sunshine of His presence from a cold, wandering heart . . .”

Or the cause may be found in self-confidence and self-righteousness. Pride is busy in the heart, and self is exalted instead of lying low at the foot of the cross.”

In conclusion, according to Edwards, once you have calculated and determined the cause of your “conspicuously evil action, you are to “both carefully endeavor to do so no more, and to fight and pray with all [your] might against the original of it.

Chart your life day by day; examine it and take notes; take immediate and proper action to keep the course of following Christ:

. . . So let us run the race that is before us and never give up. We should remove from our lives anything that would get in the way. And we should remove the sin that so easily catches us. (Hebrews 12:1) [International Children's Bible]

Selah,

chadwick

A Question to Wade Burleson Concerning His ‘Re-Vindication’ of Jimmy Carter’s Alleged ‘Baptistic Evangelicalness’

Posted August 10, 2009 by chadwick
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Wade Burleson is once again is in high gear defending the ‘Baptistic Evangelicalness’ of Jimmy Carter (CLICK HERE TO READ MY RESPONSE to Burleson’s 2007 Vindication of Carter’s Baptistic Evangelicalness).

I tried to post a cordial comment on Burleson’s blog. Alas, I was denied access; here is the reason:

Comments on this blog are restricted to team members.
You’re currently logged in as chadwick. You may not comment with this account.
Since I am not one of Burleson’s  ‘team players,’ I am posting my question to Burleson here:

Wade,

You stated:

“[Carter] professes privately, publicly and without apology that “Salvation is by grace through faith in Jesus Christ.”

Does Carter profess privately, publicly and without apology that “Salvation is by grace ALONE through faith ALONE in Jesus Christ.”?

Cordially,

chadwick

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chadwick’s Birthday Cake: Reformation-Style!

Posted July 31, 2009 by chadwick
Categories: Blogroll, Theology, humor, icing on the cake by: tina

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chadwick was very surprised as his birthday cake was unveiled to him.

chadwick was very surprised as his birthday cake was unveiled to him . . . he was expecting Jacobus Arminius!!!!!!!

Martin Luther Birthday Cake is  a home-made confetti cake with: marshmallow fondant and butter cream icing. It was delicious! If you live in the Charlotte, NC/Columbia, SC area, my wife can create for you the cake of your dreams.

Martin Luther Birthday Cake is a home-made confetti cake with: marshmallow fondant and butter cream icing. It was delicious! If you live in the Charlotte, NC/Columbia, SC area, my wife can create for you the cake of your dreams.

The cake is missing a few candles!

The cake is missing a few candles!

Here I eat; I can do no other!!

Here I eat; I can do no other!!

A Constant Struggle

Posted July 30, 2009 by chadwick
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A Constant Struggle:

16 So I tell you: Live by following the Spirit. Then you will not do what your sinful selves want.

17 Our sinful selves want what is against the Spirit. The Spirit wants what is against our sinful selves. The two are against each other. So you must not do just as you please.

18 But if you let the Spirit lead you, you are not under the law.

19 The wrong things the sinful self does are clear: being sexually unfaithful, not being pure, taking part in sexual sins,

20 worshiping false gods, doing witchcraft, hating, making trouble, being jealous, being angry, being selfish, making people angry with each other, causing divisions among people,

21 having envy, being drunk, having wild and wasteful parties, and doing other things like this. I warn you now as warned you before: Those who do these things will not be in God’s kingdom. (Galatians 5:16-21) [International Children's Bible]

Alas, how easy it is for the desires of the flesh to whelm us to sin against the Lord? With ease, fleshly affections can, in a split second, magnetize us act upon the works of the flesh! Just when you think you have a fleshly work mastered, you are picking yourself up off the floor from its entanglement. O, how we must pray that our affections will be drawn to Christ that easy! The unsaved person is dominated completely, and without restraint, by the sin nature, to act upon the works of the flesh. However, the Christian has the residency of the Holy Spirit in his/her soul! Praise be to God for the Holy Spirit! For without Him, every Christian would give over to the least of fleshly temptations!

Here is a prayer that I hope that you will pray often in your combat against the works of the flesh:

O, Holy Spirit, keep me at the feet of Jesus. If I had not You, Holy Spirit, O how there would be no struggle to embrace the idols of this world!

Restrain me, O Spirit, that I may not love the things of this world more than Christ!I know my heart. I know how my affections are constantly seeking to attach themselves to the things that are in the world!

Lord Jesus, I pray, that You will lead me not into temptation, but deliver me from evil.How often, Lord, You have prayed for me, kept me close to Yourself, and delivered me from the enemy!

Satan desires to have me: my heart, my mind, my affections. Satan desires to give me the things of this world so that my love will grow cold to You!

O how easily my affections are bent toward the things of this world!

O, Lord Jesus, pray for me!

If left to my own strength, how carnal I would be!

If left to my own affections, how in love with my own selfish pleasures I would be!

Holy Spirit, I struggle with keeping a ‘handle’ on my love for the pleasures of the flesh! I must know that even my smallest interests can turn into ‘idols’ if Christ does not ‘pray for me!’ I know that the simplest pleasures of life can turn to sinful pleasures, if You endow me not with self-control!

Restrain me, O Lord, from the pleasures of the flesh. How I would run away towards the pleasures of the flesh like a wild colt running on the Western plains if you do not restrain me!

With Your cords of electing love, keep me close to Yourself; that if I perish, I perish not in pursuit of fleshly pleasures, but in pursuit of Your precious presence! AMEN!

chadwick

Wednesday’s Musings at the 2009 SBC

Posted June 25, 2009 by chadwick
Categories: Blogroll, Danny Akin, SBC Louisville 2009, Satire, Southern Baptist Convention, humor

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David Platt preached an awesome sermon on Christ's name (Acts 3)!!!

David Platt preached an awesome sermon on Christ's name (Acts 3)!!!

'Armani' Ronnie Floyd was appointed the Chairman of the GCR Task Force. Floyd was sporting a pair of exotic skinned shoes  (looked like Ostrich) at the SBC. He may have baptised toddlers from a fire-engine baptistry that shot confetti, but he was the sharpest dressed pastor at the SBC. (I would have dressed just as nice if I knew I was going to be nominated as the GCR Taskforce Chairman!)

'Armani' Ronnie Floyd was appointed the Chairman of the GCR Task Force. Floyd was sporting a pair of exotic skinned shoes (looked like Ostrich) at the SBC. He may have baptised toddlers from a fire-engine baptistry that shot confetti, but he was the sharpest dressed pastor at the SBC. (The cost of Floyd's apparel would be enought to fund 1 IMB missionary's salary for an entire year.)

chadwick’s commentary: JD Greear, the ‘young’ pastor who preached the doom & gloom sermon for the SBC at the Pastors’ Conference, was nominated as a member of the elite GCR Taskforce. Greear, after his doom & gloom sermon on Monday, was raptured away in a stretch limo to the airport, to catch a Trans-continental flight from O’Hara via Greece in  A PRIVATE JET to the Mediterranean to relax in a beachfront chalet; he was not even at the SBC to lift a ballet for the GCR! Rumor has it that Greear was in excruciating pain from sunburn he had received lying out on the Mediterranean beach. JD has an alibi, though!

Does O.S. Hawkins realize  that tanning beds are hazardous to his health?

Does O.S. Hawkins realize that tanning beds are hazardous to his health?

This was the effects of John Marshall's Convention Sermon. (No joke. This picture was snapped in the pinacle of Marshall's sermon, as I was leaving.)Words cannot articulate the influence of John Marshall’s Convention Sermon. This was the mood created by  Marshall’s Convention Sermon. (No joke. This picture was snapped in the pinacle of Marshall’s sermon, as I was leaving.)

This  poor guy was ''intoxicated' with 'Moranism!'

This poor guy was ''intoxicated' with 'Moranism!'

Danny Akin's cure for 'Moranism': "Come and talk to me for the complete facts!"

Danny Akin's cure for 'Moranism': "Come and talk to me for the complete facts!"

Tabitha, mrs.pastorinthewoods, and Tina, my wife, enjoyed themselves at the SBC.

Tabitha, mrs.pastorinthewoods, and Tina, my wife, enjoyed themselves at the SBC.

Vandisa glorified the Lord to open up Geoff Hammond's NAMB Report.

Vandisa glorified the Lord to open up Geoff Hammond's NAMB Report.

Geoff Hammond gave a moving report for the NAMB.

Geoff Hammond gave a moving report for the NAMB.

This couple are a wonderful testimony on how the Lord is working in NAMB church plants!

This couple is a wonderful testimony on how the Lord is working in NAMB church plants!

Tina & chadwick are thankful for the Lord's hand upon the SBC & her future!

Tina & chadwick are thankful for the Lord's hand upon the SBC & her future!

Reflections on Tuesday’s SBC

Posted June 24, 2009 by chadwick
Categories: Blogroll, Calvinism, Cooperative Program, Danny Akin, International Mission Board, Richard Land, SBC Louisville 2009, Satire, Southern Baptist Convention, humor

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Bold Quotes from Danny Akin at the Founders Breakfast:

Danny Akin Embraces the SBC's 'Red-Headed Step-Children'

Danny Akin Embraces the SBC's 'Red-Headed Step-Children'

My friendship with the Founders has costs me precious friendships! (Danny Akin)

I do not view you [Founders Calvinists] as [the SBC's] red-headed step children who are just tolerated [in the SBC]! (Danny Akin)

Hilarious Quotes from the SBC floor:

This guy hates Mark Driscoll and wants to see the SBC purged of all Acts 19 Churches!
This guy hates Mark Driscoll and wants to see the SBC purged of all Acts 19 [sic.] Churches.

Drinking is evil . . . it is a sign of being unregenerate. (From some fire-breathing  Mark Driscoll hater [pictured above].)

Does that mean that Jesus was not without sin? (Jn. 2:1-11). (Chadwick’s silent musings after the fire-breathing Driscoll hater’s comments.)

. . . I make a motion to examine any SBC entity’s connection with the Acts 19 [sic.] Churches! (From the same fire-breathing Driscoll hater.)

We need to carry the [Christian] flag to lead the Great Commission Insurgence [sic.]! (The guy who rambled a motion about the ‘Christian Flag”)

Insurgence: [noun] The action or an instance of rebellion; an insurrection.

Resurgence: [noun] 1. A continuing after interruption; a renewal.2. A restoration to use, acceptance, activity, or vigor; a revival.

Sir, wrap it up! (Johnny Hunt’s cut-off line in the midst of  the guy making the motion about the ‘Christian flag’  being an American and  Biblical symbol. . . the guy rambled for about 5 minutes before Hunt graciously cut him off!)

Go, Johnny!!! :D

chadwick’s Musings:

Morris Chapman defended his job, rehashed his lame 06 Greensboro Bash on Calvinists & All Who 'Tolerate' Them!

Morris Chapman Defended His Job, The Bureaucracy, and Rehashed His Lame SBC 06 Greensboro Bash on Calvinists & All Who 'Tolerate' Them!

Dick Land Needs to Trash His Outdated Press Picture . . . and not with CP Monies!!

Dick Land Needs to Trash His Outdated Press Picture . . . and not with CP Monies!!

Snap out of it, Morris! The Beaueaucracy IS the problems!!!! chadwick's [Paraphrased] Interpretation of Rankin's Speech!)

‘Snap out of it, Morris! The Beaueaucracy IS the problem!!!!’ [chadwick's Paraphrased Version of Jerry Rankin's Speech.]

Selah,

chadwick

2009 SBC Louisville: Silly Stuff (Monday Morning)

Posted June 22, 2009 by chadwick
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We exceded the speed limit 'just a little' en route to Louisville on Sunday

Tina and I exceeded the speed limit 'just a little' en route to Louisville on Sunday.

Boomerang Express VBS Cake

Posted June 14, 2009 by chadwick
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Boomerang Express VBS Cake

Boomerang Express VBS Cake

This cake is a creation from Tina, my wife (CLICK HERE TO VISIT TINA’s CAKE WEBSITE). She made it for our Boomerang Express VBS Kick-Off Party this past Saturday. Each tier was a different flavor of cake: red velvet, chocolate, & vanilla . . . all made from scratch. The icing flavor was butter cream with fondant trim. The VBS logo was made via color-flow. The cake was delicious . . . it ‘hit the spot’ along with homemade banana ice cream.

chadwick

The Nabbing, Trial, Execution, & Fashion Design of a Ruthless Chicken Killer!

Posted May 30, 2009 by chadwick
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This raccoon was responsible for killing three of chadwick’s precious Silky chickens and ripping the comb off the head of one of his prized laying hens. Needless to say, he isn’t going to be killing any more of chadwick’s chickens! (CLICK ON PICTURES FOR chadwick’s COMMENTARY!)

Conclusively, look for chadwick at Louisville . . .  he will not be hard to spot, sporting  . . . ah, you guessed it . . . his Davey Crockett cap! This post would not complete without this video:

chadwick says grace; chadwick says ‘ma’am’ . . .

Selah,

chadwick

Johnny Unplugged

Posted May 16, 2009 by chadwick
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It seems  that Johnny Hunt’s comments about  ‘Armini’ ‘Armani’ Ronnie Floyd have went undetected on the SBCBloggosphere: (CLICK HERE TO READ ENTIRE ARTICLE)

Here are Johnny’s ‘Published’ Comments:

The Rev. Johnny Hunt, a friend of Floyd’s for 20 years, is president of the Southern Baptist Convention. He thinks Floyd is the most gifted leader in the denomination.

“He oozes leadership,” Hunt says. “He sees the big picture. He knows how to get a vision and is incredible at casting the vision so people can see what he sees.”

Hunt nominated Floyd for the presidency of the denomination in 2006. He lost to the Rev. Frank Page of South Carolina in what turned out to be a challenging time for Floyd. His nomination prompted a backlash from some of the younger Southern Baptists who considered Floyd another “old guard” nominee. Web loggers skewered not only Floyd, but his church.

“He would have been a phenomenal leader,” Hunt says. “They really shot themselves in the foot. We still got a really good man … but Ronnie got blindsided.”

Hunt says he doesn’t know whether Floyd would accept another nomination, but his skills are needed.

“He’s an administrative genius. He knows how to get his arm around something and pull it off. Everything he does is with excellence. He’s always over the top.”

Here are Johnny’s ‘Unplugged’ Comments (CLICK ON ALL HYPERLINKS TO GET THE ‘FULL EFFECT’):

“[Floyd] is the biggest sucker I know . . . he oozes gullibility. ” Hunt says. “Back in 2006, I saw the big picture. I knew the presidency would be determined by strong CP giving. I saw that my minimal CP giving would not make the cut in that particular election. I could not handle having my heels nipped by Tom ‘chihuahua Calvinist*’ Ascol [see endnote], Benjamin ‘chihuahua Calvinist*‘ Cole, Wade Burleson, and Marty Duren. Therefore, my pride won out . . . Seeking to preserve myself for another election,  I bailed out! I bailed out, I tell you! “He oozes leadership,” Hunt says. “He sees the big picture. He knows how to get a vision and is incredible at casting the vision so people can see what he sees.”

Hunt, seeking to save his own tail, withdrew his name from the presidential nomination, and knowing how much Floyd craved the ’spotlight’ nominated Floyd for the presidency of the denomination in 2006. He lost to the Rev. Frank Page of South Carolina in what turned out to be a challenging time for Floyd. Hunt left Greensboro smelling like a rose. His nomination prompted a backlash from some of the younger Southern Baptists who considered Floyd another “old guard” nominee. Web loggers exposed Floyd’s lame CP giving and his church’s fire engine baptistry that had cannons that  shot confetti out while the sirens screamed each time a child was baptized skewered not only Floyd, but his church.

There really was not a ’snowball’s chance in #$#%’ that Ronnie would have been elected! Why do you think that I bailed out? ‘He would have been a phenomenal leader,” Hunt says. “I really used Ronnie as my scapegoat!!!!  “Those morons that voted for Frank Page really ticked me off” They really shot themselves in the foot. We still got a really good man … yeah! right! . . . hey, I know that I just contradicted myself, but I’ve got to say something good about Page, but, thank goodness, Ronnie, instead of me, (whew!) got blindsided.”

Hunt says he doesn’t know whether Floyd’s ego has recovered from his severe whipping in Greensboro would accept another nomination, but Hunt’s conscience still bothers him over how he bailed out of the election and nominated Floyd to be his scapegoat his skills are needed.

[* During a chapel message at Fruitland Baptist Bible Institute, in the Spring of 2006,  Hunt, out of frustration, made reference of the 'chihuahua Calvinist bloggers' pastoring   'small chihuahua churches' having no right to criticize Floyd, a mega-church pastor.]

Selah,

chihuahua chadwick